A list of losers to laugh at
Heads Up, Harbingers,
As you may know, I live in Los Angeles, so I see all kinds of people all the time; Earlier tonight, I was the designated driver while out with some friends on the Sunset Strip, and we encountered a few truly annoying types, and that inspired me to write this edition of my blog, my list of losers who inspire us to put the "L" sign on our foreheads; You may or may not agree with my listings, and I'm sure it will be far from complete, but that will give me an excuse to do this again later! So without further adieu, LOSER ALERT! LOSER ALERT!.....A car filled with guys on a Saturday night.....alcoholics.....crack addicts.....guys who paint their toenails.....gangsta wannabes.....Klan members.....Boys with the word "pimp" in their screen names.....anyone who a/s/l's in a chat room.....the star player of the Lakers.....the Paramount exec who green-lighted The Prince and Me.....cholos.....dumbass Central Americans who ride their bikes on crowded sidewalks and expect everyone to get out of their way.....people who IM you when you're involved in a chat room conversation.....Michael Jackson.....Harry Chapin fans.....Ralph Nader voters.....Tipper Gore.....Dusty Baker's brain in October.....neo-nazis.....people who drive Yugos.....drunk drivers.....people who wave the confederate flag.....reactionaries.....KCRW supporters (local NPR affiliate).....the General Manager of KCRW.....Clipper fans.....Meth tweekers.....online morons who want to know your bra size.....Andy Dick.....Disco lovers.....all 12 of them.....my cousin Bob (long story).....Scientologists.....child molesters.....woman beaters.....rapists.....former Enron execs.....present-day Clear Channel execs.....Jerry Falwell.....car thieves.....Boston Red Sox fans.....Tom Arnold.....men who speak in pick-up lines.....women with prison pen pals.....Maury Povich guests.....elitist snobs.....Spiro Agnew (what was Nixon thinking?).....Lyndon LaRouche.....parents who don't control their kids, especially on a cross-country flight.....nerds.....rap and hip hop types.....San Bernardino, Ca, especially the Highland area.....teachers who use corporal punishment.....former homecoming queens now working in diners.....Gary Coleman's love life.....Mike Tyson's life, period.....women who swooned over Rock Hudson.....North Korea.....the OJ jury.....NBA & NHL fans in San Diego.....people who thought Miss Cleo was for real.....Miss Cleo.....former SLA members.....former Manson family members.....Weather Underground types also.....especially Bernardine Dorn.....an ex-boyfriend of mine or two.....the Washington Times.....Imperial Beach, perhaps the ugliest beach town in California.....chronic liars.....Bee Gee fans.....alumni of Liberty University.....people with gurus.....cult leaders.....people who think that the movie Network was some kind of prophecy.....stalkers.....Bahai' Faith members.....AZ Cardinal and SD Charger season ticket holders.....people who claim that the Holocaust never happened.....or that we never landed on the moon.....Art Bell Show fans.....Art Bell.....UFO believers.....people who force religion down your throat.....mimes.....and people who write blogs like this one!
Until the keyboard beckons again, byeee! Love 'n Liberty, Anne