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Published on August 3, 2004 By Anne Alogy In Blogging
Heads Up, Hunch Players,

I have a recurring dream.....A king jumps out of a playing card and chases Felix The Cat with his sword.....It always ends with the chase in progress.....Why?.....I'm not the type to wonder what dreams and nightmares mean.....But I wonder why this one pops up over and over.....Besides "Giant" (way overrated) and "Seconds", did Rock Hudson ever make a good movie?.....Don't get me started on those "epics" with Doris Day.....Sorry, patriots, but John Wayne was waaay overrated.....He couldn't act in a Scorcese or Spielberg film.....If I had to do it over again, I would have joined the service immediatly after high school.....Probably the Navy.....I'd serve only one hitch, though.....I'm against conscription, but didn't judges used to give troubled young men a choice of jail or the military?.....And didn't those who chose the military always come out better men?.....The Dallas Cowboys are drawing overflow crowds to their Oxnard training camp.....I wonder if that's lost on the NFL?.....Think what an NFL team in LA for the regular season might do, especially after a long absence.....The Chargers also get a lot of people in Carson.....Why is Ralph Nader even bothering?.....More puzzling, why would anybody bother voting for Ralph Nader?.....Hasn't the internet made Shortwave radio virtually obsolete?.....If anyone over the age of, say, 8 takes wrestling seriously, then something is terribly wrong.....If you take it for what it is, it's a lot more fun.....Could the writers of Rocky & Bullwinkle get away with that kind of sharp-edged humor today? I have my doubts.....Opera diva Renee Fleming has an incredibly awesome voice.....A friend in the radio biz gave me some cassette tapes of Mexican stations broadcasting in English in the 60's.....The funniest was the station just south of El Paso where the DJ's were--farm animals!.....Also included were a young Wolfman Jack selling baby chicks.....And various preachers, arch-conservatives and snake oil salesmen.....Radio must have been a helluva lot more fun in those days.....Last add Mexican radio: Dr. Curtis Springer, snake oil salesman deluxe, and founder of Zzyzyx Mineral Springs, which you've passed if you've ever taken I-15 to or from Las Vegas, sounded just like W.C. Fields!.....And totally cracked me up.....I'm about due for another crossing of the Nevada State Line.....With all due respect, the Indian casinos will NEVER replace Las Vegas.....I'm looking foward to riding the new LV monorail.....Whenever I can get there.....In-between LA & LV, I always enjoy stopping at Barstow Station.....In conclusion, freedom is not free, free men are not equal, and equal men are not free.....HUH? SAY WHAT?

For now, byeee! As Always, Anne Alogy

Comments
on Aug 03, 2004

i was driving from there to here late one night (somewhere this side of amarillo) and listening to whatever they were broadcasting with 9 million watts of power out of mexico, hoping da wolfman would show up sooner than later.  it was the only station i could pick up and what passed for a format consisted of four 15-minute segments, each hosted by a different preacher.  it was my first introduction to the reverend ike...but the real star was the guy after him who was offering something very special in return for every donation of a dollar or more.  it was a cross that, we were told, should be first held up to a bright light and then taken into a totally dark room where it would begin to glow of its own accord.  the preacher (i wish i'd paid attention and knew his name but..) proclaimed, "folks...we don't know how this works...we can only assume its a mur-a-cul."  

it was also a mur-a-cul i didnt kill myself cuz i was laffin so hard i nearly drove off the highway.

on Aug 03, 2004

Could the writers of Rocky & Bullwinkle get away with that kind of sharp-edged humor today?

the simpsons have been doing it for a long while.  perhaps the question should be: why is it only animated characters are permitted to speak so freely (and hilariously)?

on Aug 03, 2004
Heads Up, King,

On your first topic, that sounds like something Curtis Springer would have sprung on the unsuspecting. Just his voice had me in stitches. I laughed so hard, I had tears flowing!

On Rocky & Bullwinkle, two big differences: The Simpsons are on Fox, and they don't make political statements like Moose & Squirrel did. My favorite: Bullwinkle asks what Army Intelligence is, and Rocky says "That's a contradiction in terms!"
Rocky & Bullwinkle also ran on ABC in the Saturday morning children's time slot, and just imagine: political humor in the children's time slot. Seems like no one at ABC cared, and the show still had marvelous results. Today, I'm afraid Moose & Squirrel would be deemed politically incorrect. I think only some cable outlet like Comedy Central would touch them. I would gladly welcome new episodes!

Thank you King, As Always, Anne
on Aug 03, 2004

hmmmm altho ill cop to more and more frequent episodes of what i used to refer to as 'early onset senility' (ive gradually come to accept it for what it really is: post-pre-sclerotic situational amnesia), i still have vaguely clear memories of my father and my younger sisters deriving equal enjoyment from different levels of jay ward's absurd vision of the world.  the shows were in reruns long enough for me to see it from both perspectives.


the simpsons quite frequently skewer fox, murdoch and their collective pomps & works (it really is a strangely contradicted network--'in living color' did stuff that was way edgier than anything snl has ever put on the air).  what really cracks me up about the simpsons is the way they poke holes in--and fun at--the pomposity of organized religion and corporate america.  no ordinary sitcom would be able to pull that off and keep sponsors but somehow homer et al manage to do it and nobody seems the wiser.  if you havent done so (im sure you have but...), check em out--or do it again (the early evening reruns will do) for at least three episodes.  (btw another really cool thing about the show is its plot/subplot/subsubplot/subsubsubplot complexity--i can only think of 2 other series that attempted and succeeded at that)

on Aug 03, 2004
Heads Up, King,

Points well taken, I have seen the Simpsons many times, and they do kick pomposity in the ass. Any show that does that is ok with me. Isn't it kind of a shame, though, that a cartoon can get away with that but a live-action show can't?

TV shows, especially sitcoms, have run the concept of subplots into the ground. Very few are good at it. But then in the overall scheme of TV things, very few TV shows are good.

To paraphrase the Immortal Words of Jay Ward and Ponseby Britt: You knew the blog was dangerous when you read it!

As Always, Anne