Heads Up, Hubris Makers,
Why is it so damn hard to get started when you wake up?.....It was like that when I was a kid, it's like that now, and I'm sure it will be like that when I'm older.....After sleeping, shouldn't you be re-energized?.....Where's Garrett Morris and Larraine Newman been these days?.....What is a picayune?.....Why izzit that no matter what period of time in world history, or no matter the location, bankers are always frumpy?.....People who drive with dogs in their cars have miles of smiles.....When they refer to the Six Degrees of Separation, does that mean we can all be traced to Osama bin Laden?.....Both Bill and Hillary Clinton were electric and had the crowd in Boston in a frenzy last night.....After all the hot air of both political conventions has settled, look for what could be the dirtiest presidential campaign ever.....Does anyone believe Ricky Williams?.....It's really very simple, network programming execs: When you pile on the commercials, and constantly run annoying promos with graphics cluttering the screen during programming, ratings of cable are bound to rise at your expense.....I would love to hear the closing themes of some TV shows, like I used to able to, but networks shrink the screen and bombard you with promos of shows you're not going to watch anyway.....Just once, I'd like to see UCLA win a national championship in football and USC win one in men's basketball.....College football needs a playoff.....Do all-night engineers at TV stations and cable networks get bored, especially when they run mostly infomercials?.....Virtually every "family" show that ever was has had at least one cast member have dysfunctional issues later on.....Those same cast members were previously spun as wholesome, All-American types.....Ain't that right, Mary Kate?.....Sniff!.....Alison Sweeny, Sami on the soap opera Days of Our Lives, is the best crier on TV.....Full House was one of THE most nauseating shows, ever!.....Will Jay Leno ever ask a guest a tough question, like his predecessor did?.....Billy Martin was called out sliding into home.....The Olsen Twins may be filthy rich, but they'll never live down Full House; No amount of money will ever erase that stain.....I don't know anything about East Timor.....If animals could talk, I always pictured Anacondas sounding like Mortimer Snerd.....Tommy Lasorda is what Native Americans refer to as a "Walking Eagle", a bird so full of himself, he can't fly.....Attention Ken Corday, Exec Producer of Days of Our Lives: High ratings and viewer satisfaction are two different things; Why keep aggravating and alienating your audience? Don't they deserve better than what you're giving them?.....As if he's ever going to read that.....I know, too much show biz stuff in this one, I'll try to do better next time.....Promise.
'Til next blog, byeee! Love 'n Liberty, Anne