But my keyboard gives a hoot!
Heads Up, Headliners,
Doncha just hate it when you have to pop your ears?.....Blogging is at least a thousand times better than chat rooms.....AOL does some strange things, that's why I no longer blog there.....What's wrong with getting another JFK? We got another Bush, and look what that got us.....Vanity Fair is the greatest read among magazines.....Certain people who think they know me are soon in for a surprise or two.....Don't ask.....Big noses are actually assets on dark-haired people.....I meant that as a compliment.....Will we have an NHL season this fall?.....Billy Crystal, Robin Williams and Whoopi Goldberg are the three most unfunny, annoying and overexposed comedians, ever.....They remind me of the high school socies who are in every freakin' activity, and as a result, their pictures are on every goddam page in the yearbook.....Invariably, you always end up wondering whatever became of them.....How're the grandkids, Whoopi?.....I wish I could have seen more of Alan King and Henny Youngman.....I'm sooo tired, I don't know what to do.....What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?.....I admit I'm insecure.....Usually, people who act hoity-toity in public do that because they're afraid that if you knew the real them, you might discover nothing's there.....Is Mad Magazine still going?.....I would just love to visit Stockbridge, Mass. some day.....I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain.....I think Marjorie is a very cool female name.....Is anyone else sick of reality shows?.....I hate unfunny comedians.....I could list many more, but there ain't enough time left in my lifetime.....The most inspiring, profound words I've ever heard in my life were spoken by Charlie Chaplin at the end of his 1940 masterpiece, The Great Dictator; I was nearly moved to tears.....I think that if Mr. Chaplin Himself had still been around, I would have been all his.....That speech of Mr. Chaplin's should be run at both political conventions.....It's message would probably be lost on most, however.....It was certainly lost on Adolf Hitler, who reportedly saw the film, and supposedly offered a reward for Chaplin's capture.....Chaplin's expulsion from this country looks absolutely ridiculous now.....Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?.....Why do some bosses schedule meetings for 4:30pm on a Friday?.....Ice cream seems tempting right now.....I love having a Mac.....A nearby apartment building has not had its trash picked up for a few weeks now.....Their flies have been coming over to our building.....Don't get me started on the smell.....Or the very visible pile rising from the dumpster.....Slumlords are total Earth scum.....My Building Manager told me that he has alerted the city, hope it does some good.....Once I had a love, and it was a gas.....Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass.....Are The Christy Minstrels still around?.....My friend LindaLee is up for a big part, keep your fingers crossed for her.....If she gets it, you may soon know her last name.....Itchi Gitchi ya ya hee.....The names of some local bands: Flesh Cartoons, This Year's Girl, Motochrist, Poets & Pornstars, and Karate High School.....I'll give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind.
'Til next blog, byeee! Love 'n Liberty, Anne