Heads Up, Hot Mailers,
Can you believe I'm doing this for the tenth time?.....I mean, like #10, volume X?.....Oh well, let's roll anyway.....Doncha just hate people who haven't gotten Call Waiting yet?.....Busy signals are sooo early 1980's.....I love sourdough bread.....Halle Berry, currently stinking up movie theatres everywhere in Catwoman, has all the tools to be a future legend.....She has won an Oscar, and has all the talent in the world.....A bikini and Latex will not help her career, though.....And who's bright idea was it for those dreadful open-toed boots? I wouldn't be caught dead in them.....If I was, I would be.....Ginger Ale is a nice change from colas.....Why can't we have men's softball and women's baseball?.....Women's Greco-Roman Wrestling will be in the Athens Olympics, honest!.....Don't look for any WWE Divas there.....It is reported that ticket sales for the Archery and Shooting events are slow.....Especially those seats behind the targets.....In answer to some questions I've received: No, Yes, 17, Tartar Sauce, A red bikini and white high heels, Lanolin, An Amtrak train to San Diego, and 40,000 feet.....The cat on the bag of Jonny Cat litter reminds me of an adorable cat I used to have, and miss greatly today.....I don't think I have a giraffe.....Why is that big river at the Cal-Az border called the Colorado River?.....Triangle, sung by Janie Grant, 1961, is one of the most underrated Oldies.....God Forbid that K-EARTH, the only Oldies station in LA, should ever ACTUALLY PLAY IT!.....K-EARTH must have a library of about 86 songs.....And they wonder why downloading and file sharing is rampant.....Q: Why did the Arab-Israeli War of 1967 last only six days?.....A: That's all the time the Israeli Army rented the equipment for.....Strange things happen when you accidently click your mouse.....ABC has just started a new cable news channel, ABC News Now, check it out if you can, I like it already.....I love the different live webcams ABC has placed all over the world.....The one in Paris is especially cool.....Jeffrey Tambor of Fox's Arrested Development deserves an Emmy.....And more recognition.....One of the most romantic songs, ever, is Someday Soon by Judy Collins.....Has everyone who's ever had the last name of Campbell been called Soup?.....I'll bet Eureka, Ca, near the Oregon border and on the coast, is stunning this time of year.....Martin Scorcese is the greatest director alive.....I would have loved to have listened in on a conversation between Alfred Hitchcock and John Houseman.....The schools of San Bernardino, Ca. use Deliverance as a Sex-Ed training film.....I would love to locate a Gravity Hill, where you park your car pointing downhill, put it in neutral, release the brake, and your car rolls UPHILL!.....For real!.....Former Dodger GM Fred Claire's new book should be an interesting read, especially the parts about his wanting to replace Tommy Lasorda with Joe Morgan.....As they say just beyond better catering tables in Hollywood, That's a wrap!
Prepare for the sequel. Byeee! (new catch phrase) As Always, Anne Alogy