Heads Up, Hubris Makers, Why is it so damn hard to get started when you wake up?.....It was like that when I was a kid, it's like that now, and I'm sure it will be like that when I'm older.....After sleeping, shouldn't you be re-energized?.....Where's Garrett Morris and Larraine Newman been these days?.....What is a picayune?.....Why izzit that no matter what period of time in world history, or no matter the location, bankers are always frumpy?.....People who drive with dogs in their cars ...

Heads Up, Habeas Corpi, Why is it that you always get hungry in the middle of the night, regardless of whether you've smoked something or not?.....It's 3:20 am and no one's opened the peanut butter yet.....Since I started this entry around 20 minutes ago, I've had hunger pangs, an IM, a phone call, and my cat bringing in a mouse.....May I please continue, blog gods?.....Drift Away, the old Dobie Gray hit recently re-recorded by Uncle Kracker and Gray, is a textbook rock n' roll song.....D...

Heads Up, Hully-Gullies, I don't blame Teresa Heinz Kerry one bit.....Sorry, fellow liberals, but there's something about Al Gore I don't like, his lying, two-faced, trailer trash, talk out of all 17 sides of her mouth wife notwithstanding.....What the Hell kind of name is Tipper anyway?.....Is Fidel Castro EVER going to go away?.....The worst things to ever happen to the State of California were Ronald Reagan, Proposition 13, and Pete Wilson, in that order.....The George Benson version of...

Heads Up, Harbingers, As you may know, I live in Los Angeles, so I see all kinds of people all the time; Earlier tonight, I was the designated driver while out with some friends on the Sunset Strip, and we encountered a few truly annoying types, and that inspired me to write this edition of my blog, my list of losers who inspire us to put the "L" sign on our foreheads; You may or may not agree with my listings, and I'm sure it will be far from complete, but that will give me an excuse to d...