Heads Up, Hubris Makers, Why is it so damn hard to get started when you wake up?.....It was like that when I was a kid, it's like that now, and I'm sure it will be like that when I'm older.....After sleeping, shouldn't you be re-energized?.....Where's Garrett Morris and Larraine Newman been these days?.....What is a picayune?.....Why izzit that no matter what period of time in world history, or no matter the location, bankers are always frumpy?.....People who drive with dogs in their cars ...

Heads Up, Hully-Gullies, I don't blame Teresa Heinz Kerry one bit.....Sorry, fellow liberals, but there's something about Al Gore I don't like, his lying, two-faced, trailer trash, talk out of all 17 sides of her mouth wife notwithstanding.....What the Hell kind of name is Tipper anyway?.....Is Fidel Castro EVER going to go away?.....The worst things to ever happen to the State of California were Ronald Reagan, Proposition 13, and Pete Wilson, in that order.....The George Benson version of...

Heads Up, Handsomes and Hussies, Catwoman is bombing big time at the box office.....Halle Berry, call your agent.....Then hire a new agent.....The Sharon Stone Jinx continues.....The Yankees-Red Sox rivalry is the most heated in baseball right now.....Dodgers-Giants rivalry died years ago.....Padres-Diamondbacks could turn into something, give it more time.....My two favorite teams are the Angels and Yankees.....I love watching the Cubs on WGN, especially when they're home at Wrigley.....A...

Heads Up, Harbingers, As you may know, I live in Los Angeles, so I see all kinds of people all the time; Earlier tonight, I was the designated driver while out with some friends on the Sunset Strip, and we encountered a few truly annoying types, and that inspired me to write this edition of my blog, my list of losers who inspire us to put the "L" sign on our foreheads; You may or may not agree with my listings, and I'm sure it will be far from complete, but that will give me an excuse to d...

Heads Up, Habeas Corpi, Why is it that you always get hungry in the middle of the night, regardless of whether you've smoked something or not?.....It's 3:20 am and no one's opened the peanut butter yet.....Since I started this entry around 20 minutes ago, I've had hunger pangs, an IM, a phone call, and my cat bringing in a mouse.....May I please continue, blog gods?.....Drift Away, the old Dobie Gray hit recently re-recorded by Uncle Kracker and Gray, is a textbook rock n' roll song.....D...

Heads Up, Humanoids, I haven't lived anywhere else in my life, but it seems to me that Los Angeles is THE rudest city in the world.....Shouldn't Dennis the Menace have died along with Hank Ketcham? Do you know anyone who actually reads that unfunny panel that celebrates bad parenting, dysfunctional behavior and white suburbia?.....Why is it that no matter what time I tune in, CNN is always in a commercial?.....CNN was much better when Ted Turner actually ran it.....Speaking of Ted Turner, ...

I'll get the hang of this as we go along, bear with me.....In the blogs to come, I'll be saying just about anything and everything that comes to my mind.....There will be a slight pause while you say YIKES!.....I am opinionated about many things, but an expert at almost nothing.....Opinions are like fetishes: everybody has one.....Los Angeles is both the greatest and worst city in the world, know what I mean?.....Baseball is the greatest game in the world, especially in October.....Soccer is ...